Hillary Talks to Plants
News Flash: Hillary Clinton had a plant ask her friendly questions at a recent campaign event.
Fern: As a plant, I’m concerned about the environment. Can you tell me about your policy on global warming?
Senator Clinton: It’s funny you should ask that. I was just thinking I hope someone asks me a question about global climate change. As you know global warming isn’t just a lot of hot air with me. I’ve developed concrete plans for making this a greener planet and I’ll be sharing those plans with you over the next few months. Yes, you in the purple coat.
Violet: What can you say to assure me that as president, you will respect the other branches of government?
Ms. Clinton: I certainly understand President Bush’s decision to invade Iraq without a declaration of war from Congress. After all, he had those troops in Kuwait with nothing better to do. But I can also understand why Congress would want to be consulted prior to the invasion of a sovereign nation. That’s why I’ve always maintained a consistent position on this issue. You have a question, the slender man in the back.
Reed: Actually I was just waving my hand to see if anyone had change for a twenty.
Hillary: What good is change if you don’t have the experience needed to make the tough decisions a president has to make? After all, I practically ran the country while Bill was fooling around with interns. I have the experience to deal with philandering men. And that’s why I’m the right person to take on Rudy in the general election. You know what I’m talking about, right ladies?
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