Paris/McCain Smackdown!
What made John McCain think that he could ridicule the woman who lives a ridiculous life? Yesterday the grumpy McCain camp released this beauty in response to the latest Paris Hilton campaign promotion:
Paris Hilton might not be as big a celebrity as Barack Obama, but she obviously has a better energy plan.
Such witticisms will surely send independent and swing voters rushing out to the polls in support of this year’s Republican candidate.
Apparently McCain has decided to run an intensely negative campaign but doesn’t quite know how to attack Senator Obama. So he compares his opponent to Paris Hilton and Britney Spears. The word “unseemly” comes to mind.
I think I can speak for thousands of bloggers, comedians, talk show hosts and Hilton publicists in offering my heartfelt thanks to you Mr. McCain. I couldn’t have asked for better material.
Paris has the Photogenetics
I don’t know how to break this to you Senator McCain, but as a crimson blooded American male I just find Paris’ advertising more, shall we say, aesthetically pleasing. Paris likes to poke fun at her own glamorous image, but remember she’s spent a little time in the slammer as well. She knows what it’s like to eat nothing but stale baloney and white bread every day for a week.
Having avoided the Washington bubble, Paris understands the everyday concerns of real Americans. And by the way, what has McCain done to promote energy independence during his fifty years in the Senate?
No Such Thing as Bad Publicity
Maybe we should call him the Silver Fox. Perhaps by picking a fight with THE pop icon of the New Millennium, McCain has elevated his own stature. Seriously, how many people had ever even heard of the Senior Senator from Arizona before Paris Hilton got involved?
Pink Is for Peace
No one really believes that Paris would paint the White House pink if elected. She respects the traditions and institutions of this great country which have allowed her to inspire so many of her followers. Who knows what John McCain might do if elected? His approach seems rather mean spirited by comparison. He undoubtedly prefers a more melancholy color pattern.
August 8th, 2008 at 3:33 pm
When I read this article, I thought that I had sustained a serious head injury that I had forgotten. But for some reason, Paris makes sense. Perhaps there is something more to her a vacuous blonde.Well, sooner or later you knew it had to start! The media is begging for it and the people want to see some fight in their candidates. So here ya go…and I am sure this is only the beginning. Check it in http://clashorama.com/index.php?id=191