Holy Scripture According to Democrats
In the sixth month, Democratic Party Elders sent the Messenger Howard Dean to Chappaquiddick, a town in New York, to a politician married to a man named Bill, from the town of Hope. The politician’s name was Hillary. Howard Dean went to her and said, “Greetings, you who are highly favored! The Democratic Party is with you.”
Hillary was greatly troubled at his words and wondered what kind of greeting this might be. But Howard Dean said to her, “Do not be afraid, Hillary, you have found favor with Democrats. You will nominate and give endorsement to a Prince, and you will know him by the name Barack. He will be great and will be called the Leader of the Democratic Party. The voters will award him the throne of the Presidency and he will reign over the people from the House of White in the land of Washington; and his legacy will never end.”
Hillary asked Howard Dean, “How can I be sure of this? My husband and I have been faithful to the Party for many years.”
Howard Dean answered, “I am Howard Dean. I stand in the presence of all Democratic primary voters, and I have been sent to speak to you and to tell you this good news. And now you will be silent and not able to address the delegates until the convention, because you did not believe my words, which will come true at their proper time.”
Meanwhile, the townspeople were waiting for Howard Dean and wondering why he stayed so long in the house of Hillary. When he came out, he could not speak to them. They realized he had seen an unholy vision in the house, for he kept staring blankly at them but remained unable to speak.
When Hillary realized that she had been outwitted by the Superdelegates, she was furious. She called together all of her best political consultants and pollsters, and asked them how to defeat this young Prince Barack.
And having been warned by a campaign staffer not to go back to Hillary, Howard Dean returned to Vermont by another route.
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