The DMV Zone
Stand up comedians don’t tell jokes about the DMV anymore. It has become passé. We’ve all heard about the two hour waits in the wrong line and the orange plastic torture devices masquerading as chairs. We’ve seen the crowds of people looking like actors from the latest Night of the Living Dead remake. Bureaucracy has gotten the last laugh.
Apparently the motor vehicles department has yet to realize what private industry figured out long ago. Customers will gladly pay a premium for specialized services. Today’s household may include three drivers, two cars, a truck, a motorcycle and a boat. Busy families would jump at the chance to have all their transactions handled through a single agent. With extra income generated from personalized services offsetting department expenses, these agencies constitute less of a drain on public resources.
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